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Update Of The [time unit]

Well, it's safe to say that it is officially 2009, now. We've had a couple of questions put in and responded to, recently. The pages have been fixed so you can actually send us emails, once again, so if you had problems, you shouldn't experience those, any more. Any thing you wish to say about the site that is not a question for the advice...thing, feel free to send directly to this address: advice AT coramaximus D07 com

The Cozburger
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Mon 14/09/09
16:33AEST

The King Of Awesome

Not-so-new Year

Well, it's still 2009. In case you missed it, it was my birthday, recently...if by recently, one means about a month ago. Nothing too special - I'm 24 and I got a new chair - but it's something. I didn't have a party because noone threw me one...you owe me...

...or not...most of the countries in the world are free, I'm told...

The Cozburger
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Thu 28/05/09
01:49AEST

The Ace Of Awesome

Update For The Brave

It's been about 300 years since anyone's posted here, but I forgive you. Here's some news for you all: our dearly beloved Cozburger just turned...some age. Yeah, that's right, it was totally his birthday recently. But not too recently. In fact, it has been multiple weeks since then. I know, you're all shocked, but really, it's his fault for not inviting you to his party.

Ryan The Great
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Tue 19/05/09
21:11AEST

The Ace Of Awesome

Feb

The Ryan is now at TAFE in the second year of his highly unhilarious course, but still eagerly awaiting questions to answer. The Cozburger is doing something. I am unaware of what. But tonight we will be brutally sodomising some wonderful songs. Maybe some Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears will come out of us...in the most awesome way possible, of course.

Ryan The Great
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Thu 12/02/09
18:56AEST

The King Of Awesome

A Start To The Year

Well, the year's 2009, now. Not much (by which, I mean nothing) has occured around here. I can only hope that will change.

The Cozburger
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Sat 24/01/09
20:34AEST

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Merry Christmas and all that

To celebrate the obvious, I thought I'd give you all...a haiku (how different!):

From the A R J
Merry Christmas to you all
now, get off my lawn!

The Cozburger
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Thu 25/12/08
10:14AEST

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Festivities

Well, it's that time of year again - time to celebrate the birth of God's sun. Interpret that how you wish.

With a Diploma course at TAFE almost over, this is lokking like it will be quite a merry Christmas, for me, indeed.

I just wish Ryan wouldn't make posts that refer to mine, as it can get mighty confusing...then again, he seems to enjoy confusing people.

...P.S. I know where you live...

The Cozburger
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Mon 08/12/08
18:32AEST

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<>

I'll make something of your face.

Ryan The Great
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Sun 12/10/08
11:33AEST

The King Of Awesome

And So It Goes

Well, there hasn't been much activity lately, but I'm still slightly confident that we can make something of this place.

The Cozburger
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Tue 07/10/08
20:12AEST

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Is It A Wedding Ring?

No, it is not.

Tomorrow I shall receive a massage covering approximately 6 inches of my body, lasting 10 mintues, and costing $38. That's right, tomorrow I'm seeing the physiotherapist to work on the torn muscle in my ankle.

I am a wise old man. Sure, I may be 20, but I have a beard, so the former statement MUST be true.

I asked a question about sex on an internet forum intended solely to discuss sex. I got eaten alive for it.

Dencorub is fun, but not in my pants.

And that is all for this edition of my posting.

Ryan The Great
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Fri 19/09/08
13:32AEST

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